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Today is Girlfriends Day as well as Lughnasadh. Imagine that. So in honor of Girlfriends Day, I will be reblogging lots of stuff about my favorite pairs of girlfriends.
In other words, business as usual on my blog.
SO YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT LUGH LAMFADA? COURSE YOU DO.
LUGH UP AND DECIDES ONE DAY THAT HE WANTS TO BE IN WITH THE TUATHA DE DANANN. HE GOES TO THE GATE IS LIKE, “YO GATEKEEPER, LET ME IN!”
THE GATEKEEPER ASKS IF HE HAS A L33T SKILL. LUGH SAYS WELL MAN I CAN BUILD AWESOME SHIPS. GATEKEEPER RESPONDS, “NAH MAN WE ALREADY GOT SOMEONE WHO DOES THAT.”
LUGH GOES THROUGH HIS LIST OF L33T SKILLS BUT THEM TUATHA DE DANANN HAVE PEEPS WHO ALREADY HAVE THOSE L33T SKILLS. LUGH GETS ALL SASSY WITH THE GATEKEEPER AND IS LIKE, “BRO, DO HAVE SOME ONE WHO CAN DO ALL THOSE THINGS AT ONCE?”
THE GATEKEEPER SIGHED AND WAS LIKE, “NAH, BRO, THAT IS NEW.”
SO LUGH IS LIKE ONE OF THEM NOW AND IS LIKE WHAT UP? AND THEY THINK HE IS SO AWESOME THAT THEY ARE LIKE HEY, YOU’RE THE LEADER NOW, YOU WILL WIN ALL THE THINGS.
HAPPY LUGHNASADH Y’ALL
BEGINNING OF HARVEST TIME FUCK YEAH
PLEASE TO ENJOY THIS STORY ABOUT THE GOD LUGH, ELOQUENTLY SHOUTED BY A FABULOUS HUMAN BEING
278. A muggleborn student dresses up as Gandalf right before a sibling’s exam and shouts “You shall not pass!”. A teacher sees this and mistakes it for the student making fun of Dumbledore. The student has to go up and explain it to him, and Albus can’t stop laughing.